You'd better swing hard,
You'd better guard tight,
You'd better not blink,
I'm tellin' you right,
Lady Tion's coming to town.
Her sword and shield's fine,
Her bastard sword too,
Take it from me,
She's gonna kill you!
Lady Tion's coming to town.
She knows when you're not thinking
She knows when you're off guard
She knows where you're not armoured
And she's gonna hit you HARD! (waah)
So listen to me,
Take some advice,
If she is fighting
Run for your life,
Lady Tion's coming to town.