At the first event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"You've got to protect your left knee."
At the second event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"You need a better helm, and you've got to protect your left knee."
At the third event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"Wear elbow pads, you need a better helm, and you've got to protect your left knee."
At the fourth event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"Buy hockey gloves," etc.
At the fifth event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"Guard your neck! Buy hockey gloves," etc.
At the sixth event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"My God, you need a cup! Guard your neck," etc.
[Then the new marshallate rules appeared.]
At the seventh event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"Pad your upper spine, my God you need a cup," etc.
At the eighth event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"Get a gambeson, pad your upper spine," etc.
At the ninth event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"Your knee braces need wings, get a gambeson," etc.
At the tenth event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"Buy a leather belt, your knee braces need wings," etc.
At the eleventh event I went to, the marshall said to me:
"Get a heavy vanbrace, buy a leather belt, your knee braces need wings, get a gambeson, pad your upper spine, my God you need a cup, guard your neck! Buy a hockey glove, wear elbow pads, you need a better helm, and you've got to protect your left knee."
At the twelfth event I went to, the marshall said to me:
[spoken:] "Fully authorized, m'lord!"